The regular season was a lot of fun,
But now we shift our focus to ALDS Game One.
We shall show no mercy to opponents, getting win after win,
Making everyday hug season with Cameron Maybin.
In the outfield there’s Gardner and Stanton, even the Judge,
On our chase for 28 we will not budge.
“Get Machado! Get Harper!” Our players we do not buy,
But we still stand proudly wearing the interlocking NY.
We’ve lost a lot of men including Miggy, Tulo, Hale, and Holder,
Betances tore his achilles tendon after dealing with his shoulder.
Let’s not forget Tauchman and Hicks,
Also Clint Frazier, even with his sweet kicks.
God forbid we leave out Bird, who barely saw the light,
We dodged a bullet with Paxton and his butt oh so tight.
“Next man up” is what we all say,
As well as “Thank goodness we’re not a Ray.”
We also are glad we’re not a Twin,
Because we have Nasty Nestor, Johnny Lasagna, and Cory Gearrin.
Rehabbing from TJ were Jordan Montgomery and Ben Heller
We’ll take those Twinkies and (Ells)bury ‘em in the cellar.
Other reserves included Lail, Rosa, even a guy named Chance,
I think we can all agree to just take him and Morales and send ‘em to France.
And we’re not done there, seeing the likes of Ford, Valera, and Estrada in the infield,
I still Gleyber should have scored after we had appealed.
Up the middle we have Torres and Didi Gregorius,
When we see Didi’s tweets we know we were victorious.
At the corners we have Edwin, Voit, DJ and Gio,
We have so much depth, Dios mío!
And behind home plate, none better than Gary Sanchez and Austin Romine,
The bright lights of New York we will surely outshine.
Ottavino, Kahnle, Britton, Chapman, Green,
Is this the best bullpen we’ve ever seen?
How about the rotation with Sevy, Tanaka, and Happ?
Catching these guys I sure hope Higashioka is wearing his jockstrap.
I can’t go on without give more guys some love,
Harvey, Lyons, Mantiply, Barrett, and Tarpley all put on a glove.
Let’s get one last championship for CC,
It’ll surely take the pressure of that knee.
After playing nineteen years in the bigs, Sabathia surely is rich,
But if you bunt on him, you’ll certainly get a “That’s for you b*tch!”
We all surely want that ring,
So many will get one, even Mike King!
I am confident, lead by General Boone,
That the Commissioner’s Trophy will return home soon.
So let’s be loud BP Crew –
Bleeding Yankee blue will help see it through.
We’ll need contributions from everyone, maybe even Cessa and Wade,
I hope to see you in November at the pararde.