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A-ROD CORP – A Corporation by ARod

Last night, with the above post, the world was introduced to A-ROD CORP. If you read any of my blogs or listen to our podcast, you know that I have been on the ARodaissance for a while now. First, he apologized for his PED use and for being a distraction. Then he had a great year on the field while being a leader in the clubhouse. Then he warmed the hearts of millions by being the best analyst on national TV throughout the baseball playoffs. Now he seems to be (attempting) to show his human side. If you follow his Instagram or Twitter timeline, you’ll notice that he posts a lot of pictures of him spending time with his kids, working out, hanging with celebs, and vacationing. AROD CORP is the latest step in the total public relations makeover ARod has somehow managed to pull on the general public.

What will AROD CORP do? No clue. We know they’ll sell merch:

By the looks of it, he’ll also be signing baseballs and answering emails. It is a professional dress code, no business casual or jeans on Friday’s at AROD CORP. You’ll have to work late too — ARod was still at his desk past midnight! If the boss is burning the midnight oil, then the peasants on the factory floor better be cranking-out 18 hour days minimum.

Other than that I imagine ARod will be an international business man, involved in many important international business dealings. Think Michael Scott’s Paper Company (sans paper) mixed with Kramerica Industries, sprinkled with a little Prestige Worldwide. Saving the world while making a few shekels in the process.

In all seriousness though, I want to work there. As soon as I find out where to send my resume, it will be the first on his desk (or in his inbox).

Management. Financial portfolios. Insurance. Computers. Black leather gloves. And putting in the man hours!