No wonder Cole went for the most money. I’ve been a father for a month and let me tell you, the expenses add up quickly. Diapers, formula, onesies they get so much poop on that you just throw out, college, holiday cards your wife makes you buy to humblebrag to her single friends that she has it all, etc. The bills just keep coming. I’m getting by, but $324 million sure would make it easier.
I didn’t say anything publicly about my wife being pregnant this season but all along thought I was going to become a father and champion in 2019. I thought the entire 2019 season was leading up to me filming a video at the parade and getting the call that my wife’s water broke. Imagine how many views that would’ve gotten. Now Gerrit gets to have all the glory of actually being on the team, winning a World Series (we are) and becoming a father in 2020. I couldn’t be happier for him since he actually deserves it. Plus missing a start in June will be the perfect rest getting ready for the second half.